A funeral is always a chance to fuck the gravedigger
Having sex under the fullmoon, when she is extra fertile
Looking in the same direction, that's love... Is fucking in the same direction love too?
Wanted: Man in hooves bangged the Raspberry picker
When the maid rides the French Emperor Napoleon III
Don't get distracted by gators, they like watching acrobatic sex on holy water
Maharaja likes when she spreads her legs and watches him sip a cup
"What do you prefer darling? Bite this grapefruit or eat my cherry?"
True story: Adam was a redhead, Eve a Blondie and they like doggy-style
Travelling with a horse is above all a matter of Love... And unexpected penetration